Dear Kevin,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realised it when i finally changed my underwear at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night , and by the way, you should get that embarrassing rash checked out.
Best of luck on the sex change,
Shannon.


(Snipsnip.)

(Meme yayyyy. Click for the cut thing i just recently discovered because i'm stupid.)

I finally bought some graphite pencils woooo 8D Pretty sure i've done like 3 traditional drawings in the past 5 years so this is going to be funnnn and boyfriend said he might make me a drawing table so... yay and stuff.

Of course i must start with Audrey Hepburn because she is hella easy to draw due to her perfectness.

Ignore all the stuff on the top left. I can't concentrate without random crap everywhere.

Lost my tablet pen.
So now i draw with MAGIC!


My new hero.


Edit: FOUND IT. It was in it's little stand thingy on my desk.. which is weird because it's usually on or under my bed.

Boyfriend and i took the next step in our relationship. SEAMONKEYS. Bought them on Saturday, hatched on monday, died on thursday. RIP tiny shrimp children.
We lost their food so dumped yeast in there instead. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
We are never having children, don't panic.

I've barely even opened photoshop for anything besides work in ages. I've just been hanging out, working and watching movies and i think my brain is broken. I'll sit down and draw for like 5 days straight every few months, but besides that i never draw anything. Poop. Wee.

You should read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.